I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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