Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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