Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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