Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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