Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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