HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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