Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
