even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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