Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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