Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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