i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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