There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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