u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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