We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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