"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I understand Curling. That high.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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