I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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