I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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