Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I think people are normalizing furries
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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