I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
North Korea, Best Korea!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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