if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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