i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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