i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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