I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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