i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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