flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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