I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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