My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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