TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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