Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He did a backflip because drugs
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