oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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