So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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