You're so nebulous sometimes
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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