he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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