Sponge bath it is.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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