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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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