ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.