xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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