We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize