Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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