if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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