I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Randomize