My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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