I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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