Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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