she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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