Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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