i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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