I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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