How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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