girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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