no. you can't hotbox the world.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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