Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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