oh god the rape fog is back!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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