Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.