quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing