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if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate

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(202): if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate http://tfl.nu/kvt4

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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.

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it's love

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(937): she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat. (1-937): it's love http://tfl.nu/getj

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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.

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(631): She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best. http://tfl.nu/b2i1

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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.

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(604): You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur. http://tfl.nu/i4e8

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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.

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(484): I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition. http://tfl.nu/zjox

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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.

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(785): Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer. http://tfl.nu/7lxv

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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.

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(610): I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed. http://tfl.nu/xw1f

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I have a broken liver

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I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.

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(575): I have a broken liver (1-575): I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us. http://tfl.nu/0hjr

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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death

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(262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death http://tfl.nu/q3md

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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home

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(608): I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home http://tfl.nu/rt92

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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.

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Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.

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(570): After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother. (1-570): Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off. http://tfl.nu/5ewz

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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.

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(202): Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship. http://tfl.nu/usel

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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.

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(505): A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk. http://tfl.nu/nmzj

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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.

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(613): Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class. http://tfl.nu/garg

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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville

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(256): We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville http://tfl.nu/8j30

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