you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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