Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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