the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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