ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My balls are so social today.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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